While it was not all that funny at the time, here is the story of our first night camping, ever. Looking back I think it is hilarious. Robin Williams had nothing on us.
We arrived at the factory at 10am to pick up our rig and were told it was going to be delayed a bit. They had it out for alignment that morning and found something they did not like. At 12:30 it finally came back and we started the walk through but by that time both Kyle and Earl had other appointments and kept switching off to get us done. After the walk through and getting a few final few items installed it was after 5pm before we pulled out of the lot. Then a ˝ hour drive to the camp ground in the rain and dark. Wife gets cranky when she doesn’t eat and we skipped lunch, so that was bad. She had a first meal all planned out to cook in the rig but of course that did not happen and so we ate a lousy burger at Steak & Shake. She had a visit to Target and Walmart planned to pick up the last things we needed and of course that isn't going to happen now. All in all a frustrating day where nothing went to plan.
At the campground we discover that it is now past closing and they left our paperwork on the bulletin board. Had really hoped for someone to be there to help us setup the first time but they were all gone. Just left us a map with our site number. I find the site and try to back in but discover that the backup camera is on the same fuse as the heated seats and when we turned those on they blew the fuse, so no back up camera.
I finally manage to back in to our spot after several tries and fortunately without hitting anything. Put down the jacks and they just keep sinking into the soft mud. They finally stop about six inches deep. Now hoping I will not need a tow truck to get out in the morning.
Next I need to hook up all the wires and hoses. In the dark, wind and rain. For the first time. With brand new cables and hoses still in the packaging. Get the the electric hooked up and congratulate myself. Except it doesn't work. No power. Recheck all the connections, check the fuse box, check all the panel lights and the inverter panel. Nothing. Then remember there might be a breaker on the power pedestal. Yep, that works now we have power!
Then tried to hook up the water only to discover that the faucet at our site was broken. Fortunately the next spot over is empty so I figure I'll just use that one. And of course, my hose is exactly one foot too short. So I break out the brand new spare hose, unwrap it and finally get the water connected. It is 23 degrees so I do not want to leave the hoses hooked up. So I decide to just fill the fresh water tank and put the hoses away. OK, I fill the tank until it runs out the overflow and then put the hoses away. Except I unscrew the hose before turning off the water and get thoroughly drenched in 23-degree, windy weather. Water is still running out from underneath the coach but I assume it is just the overflow.
We are both thoroughly tired and frustrated and very cold. And I'm soaking wet. Next to get the furnace running. But the thermostat only goes up to 32 degrees? Found out later it was reading in Celsius not Fahrenheit. After 10 minutes or so finally get the furnace going and things start to warm up. Spend some time discussing why we thought getting an RV would be a good idea.
Get to work unpacking and sorting and putting things away and figuring out where things go. At 11pm we call it a night and decide to wash up and go to bed. Except we have no water??? Gauge says tank is empty?? Too tired to do more so go to bed, while discussing why we thought buying an RV would be a good idea. The campground at the fairgrounds is nice. Except it is right beside the rail line and they run trains every 15 minutes all night. And they blow their horns at 3 different crossings. Every 15 minutes….
Next morning, break out the hoses and hook up again. Fill the tank and notice that there is a steady stream of water out the bottom. Running out as fast as I put it in. Check the manual, check all the plumbing I can locate and find no leaks. But water still running out as fast as I put it in.
Put hoses away, unhook the electric and try to raise to the jacks. They all have what looks like half of Indiana sticking to them but they do come up. Fire up the truck and reflect on maybe we should have ordered the 4x4 package. But no problems, we get out of the site and back on the asphalt. Breakfast at Starbucks instead of the omelette the wife was planning and then back to the factory. Spend some time discussing why we thought getting an RV would be a good idea.
Tell Earl I have a leak in the fresh water tank. He gives me the Earl look and says it is probably just the tank drain valve, did I close it? Well, no I didn't close it because I didn't know there was such a thing. He shows me where the drain valve is and yep, it is open. Not going to hold much water that way.
Bobby and Doug jump in the coach and fix up all the little odds and ends we found the night before. By 11am we are all done and on the road. Both smiling and happy.

