I hear you Joseph! But towing a Smart car seems little less dumb than the typical solution around here in the great state of Texas -- an $80,000 pickup with dualies that gets 10mpg, 50 weeks a year -- except for the two weeks when it's lucky to make 7mpg towing a 30' trailer. Of course, the trade-off is I have to look like a weenie in a clown car for two weeks every year, instead of big, burly (and broke) stud every day.
We really looked hard at the idea of a scooter mounted on the tow hitch, but I finally had to admit we're just too old and fat for a scooter. We also tried electric bikes, but for us, even bicycles capable of 25 mph were too scary to drive on busy streets.
The Smart car was my final admission of defeat. At least you didn't waste thousands like I did, trying everything else to avoid it!