My new neighbor.....
She's single...
She lives right across the street.
I can see her home from my patio.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway and
knocked on my door.
I rushed to open it, she looks at me and says, "I just got home, I have this
strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free, I have no plans at all!"
She said, "Great! Could you watch my dog?"
