Um, that is if Marcus can take time out from his new show on CNBC called "The Profit".
But seriously, an igniter is the most basic piece on a furnace, water heater etc. It's a $15 part and they even make 'universal' igniters that fit most applications. I'd run from Camping World, get the closest HVAC guy and send Kermit or Atwood the bill along with a letter describing the 'service' you received.
If I were anywhere close, I'd drive down and do it for you myself.
- Mike