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Polls / Re: Overnight Parking - Nontradional Campgrounds
« on: October 09, 2013, 09:38:58 pm »
None of the above!

 You might try this,


If you can't find it look in " search" "cheap handling fix"

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Around the Campfire / Understanding an engineer
« on: September 13, 2013, 12:13:01 am »
Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I
was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said,
"Take what you want." The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice: The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."

Around the Campfire / Being a Senior Citizen, really sucks!
« on: August 26, 2013, 12:11:11 am »
My new neighbor.....

She's single...

She lives right across the street.

I can see her home from my patio.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway and
knocked on my door.

I rushed to open it, she looks at me and says, "I just got home, I have this
strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!

Are you busy tonight?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free, I have no plans at all!"

She said, "Great! Could you watch my dog?"

Around the Campfire / Boxing Analyst:
« on: August 03, 2013, 01:53:11 pm »
 "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

Around the Campfire / > Beer contains....WHAT?
« on: July 31, 2013, 02:51:55 pm »

> Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones.
Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results
of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in
> Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The
theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
> To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a
one (1) hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test
subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:
> 1) Argued over nothing.
> 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
> 3) Gained weight.
> 4) Talked excessively without making sense.
> 5) Became overly emotional
> 6) Couldn't drive.
> 7) Failed to think rationally, and
> 8) Had to sit down while urinating.
> No further testing was considered necessary!

Don't get all excited girls, it's just a joke ;)

Around the Campfire / waiting on the porch
« on: July 26, 2013, 02:14:54 pm »

 On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

And God saw that it was good.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"

And God, again saw that it was good.

On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves, and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed that it was good.

On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry, and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service. If you are looking for me, I will be on the front porch.

Tips and Tricks / Re: CB Antenna
« on: July 19, 2013, 10:29:42 pm »
Barry, did u install? Did u check the SWR, standing wave ratio?

Tips and Tricks / Re: Tip On Battery Care
« on: July 12, 2013, 09:49:31 am »
 (exactly). Great idea! Tnx Ron

Around the Campfire / Finished and Complete:
« on: June 28, 2013, 09:44:46 pm »
 No English dictionary has been able to explain adequately the difference between the two words.
In a recently held linguistic competition held in London, England attended by the best in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese man from Bachelors Adventure, was the clear winner with a standing ovation lasting over 5 minutes.  His answer earned an invitation to dine with the Queen, a trip to travel the world in style, and a case of 25 year old Eldorado rum.

His final question was this:  Explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand.  Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.

Here is his astute answer:  When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE.  When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED.  And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!

Around the Campfire / Think Your the father
« on: June 26, 2013, 08:22:55 pm »
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says hello
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he asks, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.
So he asks:
'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table,
with all my buddies watching.
She looks into his eyes and says calmly :
'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

Around the Campfire / What a job
« on: June 19, 2013, 08:05:12 pm »
A young man with pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half-inch thick gold chain around his neck walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. 
He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE being on welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing." 
The social worker behind the counter thought for a moment and said. "Your timing is excellent. We just received a job opening from a very wealthy old man. He wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. As part of your job you'll have to drive  around in his 2013 Mercedes-Benz CL and he'll supply your clothes."  The social worker went on to say, "The hours may be long, so meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say,  but also as part of your job you must satisfy her sexual urges.  She's in her mid-20's and apparently she has a rather strong sex drive." 
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!" 
The social worker said,"Yeah, well... You started it." .....

Around the Campfire / Two friends in the park!
« on: June 19, 2013, 07:52:17 pm »
Ross and Sam, two friends, met in the park of Baton Rouge  every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Ross didn't show up.
Sam didn't think much about it and figured
maybe he had a cold or something.
But after Ross hadn't shown up for a week
or so, Sam really got worried.

However, since the only time they ever got
together was at the park, Sam didn't know
where Ross lived, so he was unable to find
out what had happened to him.

A month had passed, and Sam figured he had   seen the last of Ross, but one day, 
 Sam approached the park and-- lo and behold!--there sat Ross!
Sam was very excited and happy to see him  and told him so.

Then he said, 'For crying out loud Ross, what in the world happened to you?'

Ross replied, 'I have been in jail.'

'Jail' cried Sam. 'What in the world for?'

'Well' Ross said, 'you know Annie-Lee, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go ?

'Yeah,' said Sam, I remember her.  What about her?

'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty'.

'The judge gave me 30 days for perjury.'

Adventure Anywhere / Find your next stop
« on: June 18, 2013, 11:35:47 pm »
What are y'all using to find your next stop? Anything on the computer?

Tips and Tricks / Re: PC Twin Beds ... what a pain
« on: June 17, 2013, 01:17:05 am »
Sleeping bags!

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