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Title: second affair
Post by: billy on March 13, 2012, 11:07:42 pm
A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.
He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?'
The wife smiled sweetly and replied: 'No, not this time!'
Title: Re: second affair
Post by: lmichael on March 14, 2012, 09:50:25 pm
Reminds me of the Benny Hill skit when he snears at the women in bed next to him and says, "goodnight mother of 10", and she replies, "goodnight father of 3".
Title: Re: second affair
Post by: billy on March 14, 2012, 09:59:17 pm
That low!     
Title: Re: second affair
Post by: aimee on March 15, 2012, 12:49:42 am
 :lol