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Main Forum => Around the Campfire => Topic started by: billy on July 31, 2013, 02:51:55 pm

Title: > Beer contains....WHAT?
Post by: billy on July 31, 2013, 02:51:55 pm: > Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones.
Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results
of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in
beer.
>
> Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The
theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
>
> To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a
one (1) hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test
subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:
>
> 1) Argued over nothing.
> 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
> 3) Gained weight.
> 4) Talked excessively without making sense.
> 5) Became overly emotional
> 6) Couldn't drive.
> 7) Failed to think rationally, and
> 8) Had to sit down while urinating.
>
> No further testing was considered necessary!

Don't get all excited girls, it's just a joke ;)
Title: Re: > Beer contains....WHAT?
Post by: Ron Dittmer on July 31, 2013, 04:05:04 pm: Quote from: billy on July 31, 2013, 02:51:55 pm
Don't get all excited girls, it's just a joke ;)
Good to clarify....especially following just behind the Welfare joke.

BTW: VERY Funny!
Title: Re: > Beer contains....WHAT?
Post by: TomHanlon on July 31, 2013, 04:52:11 pm: This I think is funny. roflol
Title: Re: > Beer contains....WHAT?
Post by: Ron Dittmer on July 31, 2013, 05:16:05 pm: FWIW: Where I work, if I passed around either joke....actually nearly every joke shared on this forum.....I would be unemployed. It's gotten extremely tight in that regard. Everyone at work has to play "Politician". I understand why, but it does take away much in being real people. I can't wait to retire, this being one reason. 10 years and counting.....I hope I won't have to later add to the count-down.
Title: Re: > Beer contains....WHAT?
Post by: Shipper on July 31, 2013, 09:25:59 pm: Quote from: TomHanlon on July 31, 2013, 04:52:11 pm
This I think is funny. roflol

Sounds sexist to me!

Sorry, I couldn't resist the urge. Peace! ;)
Title: Re: > Beer contains....WHAT?
Post by: Bob Mahon on July 31, 2013, 09:49:28 pm: Are we going PC here too ?????
Title: Re: > Beer contains....WHAT?
Post by: Shipper on July 31, 2013, 10:14:46 pm: Quote from: ron.dittmer on July 31, 2013, 04:05:04 pm
Quote from: billy on July 31, 2013, 02:51:55 pm
Don't get all excited girls, it's just a joke ;)
Good to clarify....especially following just behind the Welfare joke.

BTW: VERY Funny!

For better or for worse, the Welfare joke is history. Peace! :)(:
Title: Re: > Beer contains....WHAT?
Post by: TomHanlon on August 01, 2013, 07:17:25 am: lets forget that joke ever happened. :)(:
Title: Re: > Beer contains....WHAT?
Post by: Shipper on August 01, 2013, 08:16:15 am: Quote from: TomHanlon on August 01, 2013, 07:17:25 am
lets forget that joke ever happened. :)(:

Sounds good to me! 2o2
Title: Re: > Beer contains....WHAT?
Post by: Bob Mahon on August 01, 2013, 09:08:39 am: Continually mentioning it is like trying to end a conversation with a question.
Title: Re: > Beer contains....WHAT?
Post by: Shipper on August 01, 2013, 11:29:53 am: Quote from: Bob Mahon on August 01, 2013, 09:08:39 am
Continually mentioning it is like trying to end a conversation with a question.

Sounds finalized to me unless you consider this to be a question. :)
Title: Re: > Beer contains....WHAT?
Post by: Bob Mahon on August 01, 2013, 12:35:23 pm: Not at all.