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Main Forum => Around the Campfire => Topic started by: billy on August 03, 2012, 08:56:04 pm

Title: Physical exam
Post by: billy on August 03, 2012, 08:56:04 pm
During his physical examination, a doctor asked a man about his physical
activity level.
He described a typical day this way:

"Well, yesterday  afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7km through some
pretty rough terrain.
I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through  brambles.
I got sand in my shoes and my eyes.
I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills.
I took a few 'stops' behind some big trees.
The mental stress of it all left me shattered.
At the end of it all I drank eight beers"

Inspired by the story, the doctor said,
"You must be one heck of an outdoors man!"

"No," he replied, "I'm just a crappy golfer".